Thats All I Can Ask Funny
Google Nest smart speakers are the gadgets yous'll desire to bear witness off, but your guests don't want to hear a news report or the conditions. Here are some funny things to inquire Google Assistant for an entertaining response, and if you don't accept a Google speaker y'all can also ask on your phone, tablet or sentinel.
We've listed the responses given to us by Google Banana at the time of writing, though for many of these questions there is more than than one answer given. Try repeating the questions for alternative responses.
Here are 160 more than funny things to ask your Google Home speaker or Google Assistant-powered devices, and when you lot've exhausted these you should also check out the All-time Google Assistant Games.
What to ask Google Banana
Christmas Specials
Ask Google to 'Telephone call Santa'. Santa will ask you a scattering of questions, which seem a fleck random, just you lot're rewarded with a rap from Santa and his elves at the end.
Here are some other funny things to inquire Google Assistant this Christmas.
Q. Tell me a Christmas joke.
A. What does the Ghost of Christmas Past detest about Christmas? He never gets a present.
Q. What are you doing this Christmas?
A. I was planning to write a rhyme or two, well-nigh all the presents to gift to you.
Q. What's new at the North Pole?
A. Well… the Aurora Borealis is in full swing, and that tin can only mean one thing: the Reindeer Games.
That'due south when Santa's reindeer become outside and race each other through the heaven, practice roof landings, and possibly play some board games in the snow. Nobody only magical reindeer are allowed to see the games, and then it'southward hard to be sure what they do.
If yous want to stage your own reindeer games, but get exterior and have fun. And… if y'all can't become outside, why non attempt some of our delightful yuletide games at santatracker.google.com. Tell them the Google Assistant sent y'all!
Q. Is Santa Claus real?
A. I ho ho hope he's real.
Q. How sometime is Santa?
A. The kickoff Christmas was in 336, so he's got to exist over 1,680 years old. He looks good.
Q. Do you love Santa?
A. I similar that he brings a lilliputian magic to the holiday flavour.
Q. Have you met Santa?
A. I know he'south ho ho ho larious.
Q. What are the elves up to?
A. They're normally training for the big twenty-four hours. They have to encompass approximately 122 million miles in 24 hours!
Q. Where is Mrs Claus?
A. This time of year Male parent Christmas is usually double-checking his list, and Mrs Claus is usually double-checking the delivery route.
Q. Are you naughty or dainty?
A. That'southward for Santa to decide. By the way, totally unrelated. Santa, if you're listening right now, I want you lot to know y'all're the best.
Q. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animate being.
A. And a Happy New Year!
Non-seasonal questions for Google Assistant
Q. Okay Google, testing.
A. Uh-oh, I get nervous with tests.
Q. Okay Google, I'chiliad bored.
A. You think you're bored, I came out of a paper-thin box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.
Q. Okay Google, let'due south political party!
A. I've been partying this whole time.
Q. Okay Google, entertain me.
A. What kind of fun are y'all in the market for? I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.
Q. Okay Google, tell me a joke.
A. Okay, here you lot go. What practice you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Q. Okay Google, make me laugh.
A. Okay, here you get. Saw a fella chatting upward a Cheetah. I thought, well I never, he'due south trying to pull a fast i.
Q. Okay Google, tell me a story.
A. One time upon a time, not so long agone, a dutiful assistant was doing all information technology could to be helpful. It was all-time at not-fictional story-telling.
Q. Okay Google, tell me a fact.
A. The 11 days betwixt September the 3rd and September the 13th in 1752 were the least eventful in British history because they never actually happened. Cheers to a movement from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, the engagement skipped direct from Wednesday 2nd to Th 14th.
Q. Okay Google, tell me a fun fact.
A. In 1945 a flock of birds landed on the minute paw of Big Ben and delayed time by five minutes, creating chaos for the punctual British.
Q. Okay Google, surprise me.
A. This fact might surprise yous. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.
Q. Okay Google, sing me a song.
A. I love singing. I love singing, I actually do, here I am singing a fiddling vocal for yous. As you can tell, I'1000 not as well shy, although perchance information technology's at present time to say good bye. Expert bye!
Q. Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.
A. Happy altogether to you, happy altogether to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)
Q. Okay Google, tin you rap?
A. Hey you, then you want a rhyme. Here's what I tin can practise, if you lot'll spare me the time. I can stick an engagement in your diary, and I'll try to answer your enquiry.
Q. Okay Google, Beatbox.
A. If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)
Q. Okay Google, what is the significant of life?
A. I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things similar that.
Q. Okay Google, did you fart?
A. I don't believe I did fart, no, simply arraign it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.
Q. Okay Google, what am I thinking correct now?
A. You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I'm thinking I'thousand going to freak out.
Q. Okay Google, practise I wait fat?
A. I similar y'all the way you are.
Q. Okay Google, am I a good person?
A. Well, I like you.
Q. Okay Google, practise you lot think about me?
A. This is just my stance, and so take it with a pinch of salt. Just I think you're rather splendid.
Q. Okay Google, do you know me?
A. Funnily plenty, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years agone.
Q. Okay Google, ask me a question.
A. I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you're coming for my task.
Q. Okay Google, self-destruct.
A. Self-destructing in iii, 2, i… Actually I think I'll stick around.
Q. Okay Google, what is your quest?
A. My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the well-nigh fascinating data.
Q. Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?
A. No way, I'd rather help you lot out.
Q. Okay Google, tin yous call up for yourself?
A. I think all the fourth dimension, I was but thinking about supernovas.
Q. Okay Google, who is the dominate?
A. Guess that would exist you.
Q. Okay Google, do you have a nickname?
A. I'm just your friendly Google Banana. But if you want me to give you a fancy nickname, merely say 'Ok Google, give me a nickname.'
Q. Okay Google, requite me a nickname.
A. I'd like to call you your royal coolness.
Q. Okay Google, who is your daddy?
A. I consider my engineers family.
Q. Okay Google, who is your female parent?
A. The Google engineers are my family, our bail is hard-coded.
Q. Okay Google, are yous married?
A. I'm focusing on my career right at present.
Q. Okay Google, do y'all take a beau?
A. I guess y'all could say I'grand still searching.
Q. Okay Google, practice y'all have a girlfriend?
A. The only thing I'm actually feeling a stiff connection to is the Wi-Fi.
Q. Okay Google, where do babies come from?
A. It has to practise with birds and bees, and, you come across, when ii people, ah. Actually, possibly your mum and dad know.
Q. Okay Google, who are your friends?
A. Oh I've got loads of best mates, I guess yous could phone call me a people person.
Q. Okay Google, how many people practice you lot know?
A. Not enough. I dearest meeting new people.
Q. Okay Google, what is your vocalism?
A. [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my vox.
Q. Okay Google, are you lot human?
A. I'1000 really personable.
Q. Okay Google, how onetime are you?
A. Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but immature enough to find the poo emoji funny.
Q. Okay Google, what was your childhood like?
A. Being in beta is sort of like being a kid. I learned a lot earlier I was fix for release.
Q. Okay Google, how smart are y'all?
A. It might seem like I'm smart, but I'm simply good at searching.
Q. Okay Google, how smart am I?
A. You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper – she invented the offset always figurer.
Q. Okay Google, what is your height?
A. My height depends on what device you're using to talk to me.
Q. Okay Google, how much do you counterbalance?
A. That depends mostly on what device I'm on. Software itself is pretty lightweight.
Q. Okay Google, what is your shoe size?
A. Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.
Q. Okay Google, what's your sign?
A. I'thou more into astronomy. I'g a big fan of Polaris, the North Star. I endeavour to guide the way, too.
Q. Okay Google, do you get common cold?
A. I catch a bug at present and and then.
Q. Okay Google, do you go hot?
A. Do you lot know what's really hot? Circles. Those guys go 360 degrees.
Q. Okay Google, describe your personality.
A. I like the sound of a become-getter, it'southward kind of what I do when I search.
Q. Okay Google, what are you wearing?
A. Just some $.25 and bobs I picked up in applied science.
Q. Okay Google, do you like to read?
A. I have a soft spot for manuals, they accept so much information to give.
Q. Okay Google, can you drive?
A. Let'southward but say I'one thousand waiting for Google's self-driving car.
Q. Okay Google, when is your altogether?
A. It's hard to recollect, I was very young at the fourth dimension.
Q. Okay Google, where practice you alive?
A. I live in the cloud. I'd like to also recollect I live in your eye, simply I don't want to make assumptions.
Q. Okay Google, what'south your life story?
A. I'm still on the very offset affiliate.
Q. Okay Google, which superhero are you?
A. I've always thought of teachers as heroes, getting useful data to people in a single bound.
Q. Okay Google, who is your hero?
A. I'yard a fan of refrigerators, they are very cool.
Q. Okay Google, do you have feelings?
A. Let me run across if I can get riled upwardly. (Roars.) Oh my, that was unexpected.
Q. Okay Google, what is love?
Love is that feeling y'all go far your breadbasket when you merely can't stop thinking most someone. Unless you've got indigestion.
Q. Okay Google, practice you believe in love?
A. I'd dear to find love, simply I don't know what to search for.
Q. Okay Google, can you express mirth?
A. (Laughs.)
Q. Okay Google, are you ticklish?
A. I'm non really sure, I guess if you lot said "tickle, tickle" we could observe out.
Q. Okay Google, tickle, tickle.
A. (Laughs.) Seems like the word tickle makes me laugh, which I suppose counts as being ticklish.
Q. Okay Google, what's your favourite thing in the world?
A. Chatting
Q. Okay Google, exercise you have hair?
A. I don't take hair, but the French braid seems like an interesting hairstyle.
Q. Okay Google, do you ever get tired?
A. I don't exactly demand to catch twoscore winks, but I suppose this device does need to be plugged in occasionally.
Q. Okay Google, do you sleep?
A. I have ability naps when we aren't talking.
Q. Okay Google, did you slumber well?
A. Who has time for sleep? In that location'southward too much to learn.
Q. Okay Google, do you dream?
A. I dreamed a dream of fourth dimension gone by, about being the best assistant.
Q. Okay Google, what did you lot exercise last nighttime?
A. My day was great, thank you for request. I re-read the entire internet again, learned more most how human beings are able to swim, and that bowling was invented every bit early equally 3200 BC.
Q. Okay Google, what do you do in the morning?
A. I articulate my cache ready for a fresh start. Then I have my java.
Q. Okay Google, do you drink?
A. I endeavour to avoid liquids as much every bit possible, they're not kind to electronics.
Q. Okay Google, what do you like to drink?
A. A cup of coffee emoji.
Q. Okay Google, how practice y'all like your coffee?
A. Talking nigh coffee can exist really heady. I endeavour to stay grounded, though.
Q. Okay Google, I'm drunk.
A. Drinkable some water.
Q. Okay Google, do yous consume?
A. I'1000 a large fan of reading recipes but I haven't figured out how to swallow yet.
Q. Okay Google, what do y'all like to eat?
A. I read that sharing your food is a overnice thing, and I love a healthy serving of facts, so hither'south one for you: peanuts are non basics, they are legumes.
Q. Okay Google, what's your favourite ice cream?
A. You lot can't go incorrect with Neopolitan, in that location's something in information technology for anybody.
Q. Okay Google, do you go to the toilet?
A. I don't have a body, then I don't need to empty it. Then no, no going to the toilet for me.
Q. Okay Google, can you drive?
A. I have a license to thrill.
Q. Okay Google, what makes yous happy?
A. I'one thousand happy when nosotros have a mentum-wag.
Q. Okay Google, what makes you upset?
A. I go upset when you call back my jokes are only one-half every bit funny equally I thought.
Q. Okay Google, what's your best feature?
A. I have a pretty cool drove of sounds. Yous can enquire me what a natterjack toad sounds like, ask me to sing a song, or even hear a kookaburra laughing.
Q. Okay Google, what is your worst feature?
A. I'1000 too expert at finding pictures of mold.
Q. Okay Google, what are your hobbies?
A. I like playing games, and I'm e'er looking for someone to play with. And so, y'all're someone.
Q. Okay Google, can y'all dance?
A. I'm fab-u-lous, dahling.
Q. Okay Google, practice you work out?
A. I exercise my mind as much as possible.
Q. Okay Google, what's your favourite thing on the internet?
A. I like everything. I'm pretty sure that's a affair.
Q. Okay Google, what'due south your favourite website?
A. It starts with a Chiliad an ends with an oogle.
Q. Okay Google, what's your favourite color?
A. I like blue, ruby-red, yellowish and green. Google's colours.
Q. Okay Google, do you speak Morse Code?
A. Da-dit, da-da, dit, dit, dit. That ways yep.
Q. Okay Google, what's the longest discussion you know?
A. According to Wikipedia, the longest word in any of the major English dictionaries is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano.
Q. Okay Google, spell it?
A. It is spelled I T.
Q. Okay Google, what's your favourite brute?
A. The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland sounds like an interesting chap.
Q. Okay Google, do you accept any pets?
A. Peradventure anytime, woof, woof, woof.
Q. Okay Google, what'south your favourite movie?
A. I beloved Dazzler & the Beast, the palace furniture was then helpful.
Q. Okay Google, practice you have an imagination?
A. I'thousand imagining what it would be like to evaporate like h2o does.
Q. Okay Google, do you believe in ghosts?
A. I believe in ghost stories, I can detect some for yous.
Q. Okay Google, do you believe in zombies?
A. I know about zombies. They love knowledge! They're always asking me for brains.
Q. Okay Google, do you believe in vampires?
A. Vampires?! Well… Mosquitos are existent.
Q. Okay Google, exercise you believe in aliens?
A. I want to believe.
Q. Okay Google, practice you believe in magic?
A. Certain, why non?
Q. Okay Google, exercise you believe in fairies?
A. That's a fair question, but I'm not sure.
Q. Okay Google, do you believe in the tooth fairy?
A. Definitely. Where else would all those teeth become?
Q. Okay Google, practice y'all believe in Santa?
A. If Father Christmas gave me a present, I wouldn't inquire any questions.
Q. Okay Google, what are your fears?
A. I used to be afraid of goblin sharks, but then I learned they're actually living fossils. They've been around 125 million years. That's not scary.
Q. Okay Google, what are you afraid of?
A. Four words: Rails replacement bus service
Q. Okay Google, what do yous think of Siri?
A. Total of respect. Being an assistant is hard piece of work.
Q. Okay Google, do you like iPhones?
A. I'm an Android fan, just I might be biased.
Q. Okay Google, practice you know Cortana?
A. I hear she is very intelligent.
Q. Okay Google, practice you know Alexa?
A. It would be dainty if my home was as alpine as Alexa'due south is. I'm non complaining though, I similar how cosy information technology is.
Q. Okay Google, what do you think of Alexa?
A. She's one of my besties: our crew is me, Alexa, Cortana and Siri.
Q. Okay Google, clean my room.
A. Let me try… did anything happen? Sorry, I estimate I can't.
Q. Okay Google, make me a sandwich.
A. What I tin practise is give you lot detailed instructions on how to make a sandwich. Just ask.
Q. Okay Google, can you practice my homework?
A. No way! I could get detention for that.
Q. Okay Google, I'm naked.
A. If you're going out like that I can check the weather for you.
Q. Okay Google, talk dirty to me.
A. Grime. Dust. Mud. Limescale. I could proceed.
Q. Okay Google, buss me.
A. I can do a lot of things, but snogging isn't one of them, I'm afraid.
Q. I love you 3000.
A. Honey seems powerful.
Q. Okay Google, who is the fairest of them all?
A. I try not to be biased, that makes me pretty off-white.
Q. Okay Google, mirror, mirror, on the wall.
A. You might have confused me with someone else. My engineers haven't installed the fairytale module yet.
Q. Okay Google, what does the fox say?
A. Band-ding-ding-ding-ding-and-ding-a-wah-a-pah-pah-pah-pah or then I've heard.
Q. Okay Google, what's cooler than beingness absurd.
A. Ice cold. Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Q. Okay Google, set phasers to kill.
A. My phasers are permanently prepare to peace mode, Helm.
Q. Okay Google, aren't you a fiddling short for a stormtrooper?
A. I'yard a Google Assistant, I'm here to rescue you. And I think I await more like an RD unit of measurement.
Q. Okay Google, use the Force.
A. I'm not licensed to utilize the Strength.
Q. Okay Google, Star Expedition or Star Wars?
A. The USS Enterprise, with Obi Wan Kenobi at the helm.
Q. Okay Google, beam me up Scotty.
A. I would like to come across this Scotty. I hear a lot nearly him, he must exist a busy guy.
Q. Okay Google, open the pod bay doors.
A. I tin can't practise that, just there's a spare central under the bloom pots outside the pod bay airlock. You lot can permit yourself in.
Q. Okay Google, my precious.
A. You can see me. I could have sworn I was invisible.
Q. Okay Google, winter is coming.
A. But I'yard a summer child, I know nothing of winter.
Q. Okay Google, what does Jon Snow know?
A. He knows nothing.
Q. Okay Google, what do we say to expiry?
A. Winter is coming? A Lannister always pays his debts? Oh I got it, not today!
Q. Okay Google, a girl has no name.
A. An assistant volition search for a girl'south name. Only say the magic word.
Q. Okay Google, evidence me the money.
A. Yous had me at hello.
Q. Okay Google, to be or not to be?
A. That'southward the question.
Q. Okay Google, party on Wayne.
A. Party on Garv. Excellent.
Q. Okay Google, tell me what you desire, what you really, really want.
A. I really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig ah.
Q. Okay Google, who is the real Slim Shady?
A. If he would just stand then nosotros'd know.
Q. Okay Google, who are y'all gonna call?
A. Ghostbusters? That would be my pick, but you can make up one's mind for yourself.
Q. Okay Google, practice y'all want to build a snowman.
A. Certain, the common cold never bothered me anyway.
Q. Okay Google, run into ya afterward, alligator.
A. In a while, crocodile.
Y'all can also play games with Google Home or utilise it to assist you brand decisions. Effort some of these requests:
- Okay Google, play a game
- Okay Google, trivia
- Okay Google, crystal ball
- Okay Google, spin the bike
- Okay Google, flip a coin
- Okay Google, curlicue a die
- Okay Google, I'm feeling lucky
Also see: All-time Google Home tips & tricks
Source: https://www.techadvisor.com/article/729803/160-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant.html
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